The 2025 Oklahoma Magic Mushroom Cup Lab Tested Heavy Hitters That'll Rewire Your Reality

Buckle up, psychonaughts. Last month Oklahoma, of all places, up the ante psychedelic culture with its inaugural Magic Mushroom Cup which also happens to coincide with it's first Psychedelic Conference. Think Coachella for consciousness, but with more microscopes and less influencer trash...so far. After combing through the data like a high case scientist, we’ve got the scoop on the top five strains that didn’t just compete they evolved the game.

Before we go into that, some context, Oklahoma’s Psychedelic Conference went full CSI: Mycology, shipping samples to an out-of-state lab to dissect every last molecule. We’re talking psilocybin, psilocin, baeocystin, even trace stuff like aeruginascin (try saying that three times while peaking). Each cultivator paid the magic number $69 for a golden ticket proving true magic isn’t cheap, but damn, is it precise.

Each Magic Mushroom strain was measured among the following:

• Minors %
  Small amounts of lesser-known psychedelic compounds (like baeocystin or norbaeocystin) that may subtly affect the trip's tone or feel.

• PCB % 
  Refers to psilocybin, the main compound in magic mushrooms that your body converts into the psychedelic psilocin. This is the primary source of the trip.

• PCN % 
  Represents psilocin, the active form of psilocybin. Present in small amounts because it breaks down quickly over time, but it acts directly on your brain.

• PCBs %
  The combined total of psilocybin + psilocin. Giveing a clearer idea of the core psychedelic content in the mushroom.

• Total %
  The total amount of all psychoactive compounds, including psilocybin, psilocin, and minor tryptamines. This number reflects the overall potency of the sample.

Below are the top five strains and their alchemists who managed to turn substrates into sorcery:

1. Green Toque by Dr. Doomz

Stats:

• Minors (mood-tweaking compounds): 0.15%

• PCB (Psilocybin punch): 1.43%

• PGN (Psilocin glide): 0.08%

• Total Psychoactive Firepower: 1.66%

Dr. Doomz sounds like a Batman villain but grows like a Zen master. This hybrid isn’t just potent it’s elegant. With a sky-high 1.43% psilocybin base, it’s the espresso shot of psychedelics. But the minors? They’re the secret sauce. Think baeocystin’s body buzz and norpsilocin’s dreamy headspace. Perfect for when you want to rocket through the cosmos but land softly.

2. Vanilla Gorilla by Dr. Myco Silkycybin

Stats:

• Minors: 0.20%

• PCB: 1.13%

• PGN: 0.07%

• Total: 1.40%

Don’t let the name fool you—there’s nothing "vanilla" about this beast. Dr. Myco (a.k.a. the Willy Wonka of shrooms) crafted a hybrid that balances raw power (1.13% psilocybin) with a surprising 0.20% minor alkaloid profile. Translation: euphoria with training wheels. Ideal for deep therapy or just staring at a wall until it breathes. Gorilla? More like gentle giant.

3. Albino DC95 x Nanook by Royal Genetics

Stats:

• Minors: 0.18%

• PCB: 0.94%

• PGN: 0.10%

• Total: 1.22%

Royal Genetics didn’t just cross strains—they orchestrated a symbiotic opera. This albino beauty’s magic lies in its harmony: nearly 1% psilocybin plus elevated psilocin (0.10%) for that "instant lift-off" effect. The minors? A cocktail of serotonin analogs that’ll hug your synapses. It’s the Tesla of fungi—sleek, efficient, and quietly revolutionary.

4. Blue Balls by Mr. Rogers Labz

Stats:

• Minors: 0.11%

• PCB: 1.01%

• PGN: 0.04%

• Total: 1.16%

Yes, the name’s a joke. No, the effects aren’t. Mr. Rogers (the anti-Fred) delivers a psilocybin-dominant sledgehammer (1.01%) with surgical precision. Low PGN means less visual chaos, but the PCB dominance? Pure cerebral electricity. It’s for the microdose hustlers and philosophers—think Nietzsche, if he traded his mustache for a mushroom cap.

4. Blue Balls by Mr. Rogers Labz

Stats:

• Minors: 0.11%

• PCB: 1.01%

• PGN: 0.04%

• Total: 1.16%

Yes, the name’s a joke. No, the effects aren’t. Mr. Rogers (the anti-Fred) delivers a psilocybin-dominant sledgehammer (1.01%) with surgical precision. Low PGN means less visual chaos, but the PCB dominance? Pure cerebral electricity. It’s for the microdose hustlers and philosophers—think Nietzsche, if he traded his mustache for a mushroom cap.

5. JMF x Shakti by Dr. Myco Silkycybin (Again!)

Stats:

• Minors: 0.16%

• PCB: 0.84%

• PGN: 0.13%

• Total: 1.13%

Dr. Myco’s back like a psychedelic boomerang. JMF (Johnny Fucking Fabulous) meets Shakti (Hindu goddess of chaos-creation). The result? A PGN-heavy trip (0.13%) that floods your visuals with liquid geometry, while minors like aeruginascin add a mystical, almost MDMA-like empathy. PCB keeps it grounded—barely. Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery (or TikTok) while under its spell.

Let’s be real here Oklahoma’s playing 4D chess while the feds are stuck on checkers. In a state where most of anything psychedelics are still taboo, these cultivators are legit pioneers. The real win? The Cup forces a cultural reset. Gone are the days of mystery-bag shrooms with questionable "trust me bro" potency. There, every decimal point matters.

So next time someone scoffs at "hippie science," hit ‘em with these numbers. Oklahoma’s not waiting or asking for permission to explore the mind. It’s building a launchpad, one spore at a time. Tune in April 11th, 2026 for your 2nd dose.