all magic
are mushrooms

So, you’ve got your spore syringe, your microscope, and a big ol’ dream of studying fungi like a pro. But hold your horses—before you dive in, there’s a sneaky villain you need to watch out for: contamination.

Cops vs. Shrooms: How York Region’s ‘Project Magic’ Busted Ontario’s Biggest Funguyz Dispensary and Why the War on Psychedelics Just Got Weirder. 78 Charges and 0 Chill

Meet Dez: a dude who once tripped so hard he Zoom-called his ancestors in a Mexican forest and now runs a DIY psychedelic church where the communion wafers are literally magic mushrooms.

So, you’ve gone full Alice-in-Wonderland but sometimes you just need to dial it back. Here are 8 tips to unhigh yourself from a shroom trip.

Because let’s face it, the war on drugs has been a colossal dumpster fire for decades.